lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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