Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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