Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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