Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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