She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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