You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Im part way to drunk.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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