thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he was CRYING into my vagina
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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