I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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