I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
