I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I need help removing her.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So here I am, sexting at work.
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