i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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