is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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