I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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