i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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