No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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