who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
