Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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