so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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