I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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