so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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