the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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