how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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