U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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