You're so nebulous sometimes
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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