how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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