her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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