By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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