"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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