You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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