It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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