I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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