Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This girl is more easily done than said...
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I party with great urgency now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
