yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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