dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
