i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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