did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I love you.
Bad choice
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