I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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