Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
40s are totally the cure
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
