I love black thongs
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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