Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i drank out of a bidet.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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