Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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