i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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