East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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