what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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