Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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