Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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