i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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