Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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