At least make sure they are 18
Why
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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