did you get engaged???
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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