That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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