Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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