its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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