remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I want to make a zoo with you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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