I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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