accomplished twins. life is a go
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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