That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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