remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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