i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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