That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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